I am a Mac-o-phile.  Yes, I am prejudiced, but, for all the right reasons, I assure you.  Not only is Macintosh the easiest, fastest, and most well designed platform, but it is also incredibly sensual.  Elaborate?  No.  I'd personally prefer not to tickle your geeky pornographic clitoris-- buy a Mac and you'll understand.

The other day "we" purchased a Mac for-- well, let's call him Lichtenstein.  A beautiful new MacBook, white, with an upgraded hard drive (of 250gb), 2gb of RAM, 2.4Ghz processor, and a mighty beautiful Leopard operating system.